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NoticeFictional zombie scenario — not a live emergency alert. This is a fictional zombie-themed civilian preparedness resource. During a real emergency, follow official instructions from local authorities, Virginia emergency management, the National Weather Service, and emergency services.

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Survival Guide · Readiness check

15-minute readiness check

Coarse, private questions — never a name, address, exact location, diagnosis, medication name or dose, or any contact detail. Answers stay in this browser only.

Your readiness missions — Inkcredible Zombie Survival Guide

Last reviewed 2026-08-23 · Printed from the Inkcredible Zombie Survival Guide

This is a fictional zombie-themed civilian preparedness resource. During a real emergency, follow official instructions from local authorities, Virginia emergency management, the National Weather Service, and emergency services.

Always follow current instructions from your local emergency management office and call 911 in a life-threatening emergency.

Privacy: nothing here is transmitted anywhere. This produces a prioritized list of real preparedness steps — not a safety score, and not proof you're fully ready.

Your household

Household factors
Planning horizon

Right now

A self-assessment, not a live check — answer for how things stand today.

Could your household keep essentials running through a multi-day power outage?
Do you have stored drinking water on hand right now?
Does your household have an agreed communication plan?
Do you know your official evacuation zone or shelter-in-place guidance?

Your readiness answers are stored only in this browser's local storage — never sent anywhere, no account, no server copy. Clearing your browser's site data (or switching browsers or devices) removes them permanently. Print or save as PDF to keep a copy outside the browser.

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Answer what applies on the left, then select "See my readiness missions" for a prioritized list of real next steps.